Out of desperation, I’ve searched and searched for all kinds of products that could rid me of this embarassing problem known as premature ejaculation, and although I’ve come across some questionable forms of treatment, this by far has to be the weirdest form of treatment I’ve come across. Gentlemen, I now present to you.. the “Jamaican stone!”
What is the Jamaican stone, you ask? Below is an excerpt taken from a website that sells this amazing (or not) stone.
(There’s a better and more convincing description on their main website.)
When I first found out about the Jamaican stone, my initial thought was, “it sounds too good to be true!”
Could a freaking stone be the end to all of my problems!?
I didn’t care to think about whether or not I should buy the product as it was only £9.99 pounds, which is about $15 US dollars. It seemed cheap enough for me. Well, my apparent lack of thought at the time is obviously a sign of how desperate I was. Considering I’ve spent more on other products, it seemed cheap enough.
Ok, so now here I am at the checkout page.. and now it says I have to pay for shipping aswell!? Oh yeah, I forgot, it has to be shipped to me, it’s an ONLINE store… Doh! Once you take shipping into consideration, it’s not as cheap as we once thought. You pay an extra £7.70 pounds for international shipping, which is about $12 US dollars.
“Ok, ok, ok! I’ve paid, now ship me my damn stone!”
(Isn’t it funny how we one minute men often share the same trait of being impatient?)
As I “patiently” awaited my amazing stone to arrive in the mail box, it finally came after 3 days. Not bad, not bad at all. (Comment directed towards the shipping speed, not the stone! haha)
I know I’ve gone on and on about this stone, so now let’s get down to the nitty gritty.
DOES THIS STONE ACTUALLY WORK!? ANSWER ME!
Yes, it does, my friends! This stone works f*cking great…
at BURNING my damn penis!!! Here’s my story, well review, on this PIECE OF SHIT stone:
I was so excited to use it as my girlfriend was coming over in just under an hour! I waited a bit longer as it said to apply it “sparingly” 30 minutes or so before intercourse. You then wash it off after 30 minutes. Quite a hassle, but if it works, who cares.. right?
You apply it by wetting the stone with water and rubbing the stone afterwards. You now have this white gooey liquid that you rub onto your penis. 5 minutes after applying, my penis honestly felt like it was on fire, no joke. I ran into the shower and tried my best to douse this non-existent fire that had consumed my penis!
“Ahh! That feels better” (or so I thought)
My girlfriend finally came over, yay. Good to see you! How about another day? My reproductive organ is experiencing technical difficulties. How about no, silly! It’s too late for me to back out now..
It was great having sex with her, I lasted an extra few minutes! I guess it was only because my penis was sore, so it obviously wouldn’t feel as nice.
What a great day that was. An hour after she had left, my penis was on fire, yet again! This time it was peeling. Holy crap, what a scary sight that was. It looked like it was transforming into some sort of monster you only saw in an episode of R.L Stine’s “Goosebumps”.
The pain was unbearable. I couldn’t sleep because of it. But thankfully, my penis healed in due time. Hip hip hooray!
Although I already went through that ordeal, I thought I’d give the stone a second chance a few weeks later, and lo and behold, my penis experienced the same torture.
Big thanks to the wonderful JAMAICAN STONE!
I would recommend everyone to stay away from this stone. I should’ve been smarter.
If it sounds too good to be true, it usually is!
For a permanent solution and a more natural approach without all the pain and hassle, I would highly recommend you guys to read “Ejaculation Trainer” by Matt Gorden
If you guys have any comments or any questions, feel free to post a comment or check out our chatroom or forum. Also, if anyone else has tried jamaican stone and would like to share their story, post it in the forum and I’ll gladly post it here on the site to share with everyone.